The Dodgers have just signed Aaron Judge to a two year $300 million contract completing their all star lineup that is sure to go undefeated.
The Dodgers are coming off two back-to-back undefeated championship seasons and are on track to go for another.
Junior Eli Kutten said, “There is no mathematical possibility for them to lose anymore. There is hardly a point in watching.”
The MLB still does not want to create a salary cap as they feel like it is against what the league has always been, even though it will make the MLB fair again. Classic league traditions include letting the Dodgers do whatever they want, and the traditions are meant to be followed.
MLB teams are finally thinking about going on strike to make the league do something about the Dodgers and their all star lineup. Some teams are even demanding that the Dodgers’ money be used and across all teams.
It continues to seem like the Dodgers have unlimited money. Each of the Dodgers players have contracts over 200 million dollars and people are starting to ask where that comes from. Other teams’ fans are beginning to develop conspiracy theories.
Some teams have started to believe that the government is feeding money to the Dodgers.
People think that the market will start to crash because of the amount of money the Dodgers are paying their players. Economists have started to think that this will cause inflation because these players are being paid so much.
“With this insane amount of money being thrown into the economy, inflation rates are bound to double, at least,” said Junior Noah Stoch.
The Dodgers have stopped caring about the integrity of the league and are willing to spend the most money possible to keep their team on top. Other Los Angeles sports teams have started to do similar things as the Lakers and the Rams also have started to make insane all star teams as they see how well it has worked out for the Dodgers.
These teams have both found ways to circumvent their league’s salary caps and be able to pay all of their players. This has allowed the Dodgers to feel even better about what they are doing because of their Los Angeles football and basketball counterparts doing the same thing as them and finding the same success with their strategy.
Junior Noah Berkowitz said, “I don’t understand how the Dodgers developed such a strong strategy. I don’t think the world ever realized that money creates imbalances.”
The MLB is trying to find ways to end the Dodgers dynasty and find ways to bring peace back to baseball while still not having a salary cap for the league.
The Dodgers plan to continue doing exactly what they are currently doing, and will continue to sign every available player just to be safe.
