PHLEGM – The Flame

Phlegm Satire: GOA Students Pray for Divine Intervention to Change High Holidays to Weekdays

Noah Cytrynbaum ‘28, Asst. Editor in Chief
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: GOA Announces “Bathroom” A New Core Class

Logan Gladstone ’28, Op-Ed Editor
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: AI Apologizes For Writing Better Essays Than Students

Tali Herbert, GOA Life Editor
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: GOA Welcomes First Resident Priest

Tara Langer ’28
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: School Open – Despite 8 Feet of Snowfall

Paul Raskin ’27, Business Editor
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Golda Och Students Turn Illness Into “Sick Fashion Week”

Mia Eskin ’27, Pop Culture Editor
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: President Trump Sends ICE to Liberate Greenland

Noah Cytrynbaum ‘28, Asst. Editor in Chief
February 23, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Dodgers Sign Entire League as MLB Avoids Salary Cap

Seth Perlstein ’27
February 22, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Insider Review of Stranger Things “Conformity-Gate”

Rachel Hyman ’27
February 22, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Study Finds Popular Classmate’s Friendliness A Facade

Theo Buber, Staff Photographer
February 22, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Out Of Ideas, Disney to Release Animated Version of Live-Action Mulan

Logan Gladstone ’28, Op-Ed Editor
February 22, 2026

Phlegm Satire: Spotify Wrapped Is Better Than Psychologists

Alma Adiel ’27, Features Editor
February 22, 2026

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